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Closet Demotivational Poster


COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET - Means different things... To different people




COMPROMISE -


TAGS: closet space marriage divorce half hers
Rating: 4.96/5

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SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:17 pm
5L for annoying and demotivational truth. The "his" side was too large, though.
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:37 pm
so true 5L
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:19 am

this image is the story of my life
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 3:53 pm
happens at work too.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:32 pm
perfect!


JUSTIN BIEBER - Why is he so pale? Because there's no light in the closet.


TAGS: justin pale fail closet bieber
Rating: 4.21/5

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falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 10:49 am
"my mother was a polar bear, that's why he was dating a panda!" (Gaffigan, Beyond the Pale)
LordKraven - December 31, 2010, 9:58 am
unfortunately pop music is just that "pop"ular. I weap because the kids now days have Justin Beiber and I had Led Zep. Sigh...A generation lost. At least my 9yo daughter always asks me to play my AC/DC CDs
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 2:09 pm
LOL!
DrFlummis - December 30, 2010, 7:05 am
Win.
Donkasaurus - December 30, 2010, 2:28 am
Because little kids should grow up with real music cloud. It makes for more open-minded, and inquisitive people.
ICEMAN - December 30, 2010, 12:04 am
I get it Cloudchaser, you were a fan of the Hansons, Scott Baio, New Kids on the Block etc. Oh, and did you get over your crush for Marky Mark yet?
Cloudchaser - December 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
I'm not a fan of his, but I don't understand all the hate and making fun of him. It's not like he goes around being a jerk or engaging in bad behavior
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 9:00 pm
Me thinks it was the latter. I have 4 dog tags, but they stay on my bedroom wall...not my neck.
TheTrashHeap - December 29, 2010, 8:51 pm
Maybe he supports the troops? Maybe they belonged to a cherished relative who died at war? Or maybe he got them off the actual dog he f***ed for breakfast this morning!
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 8:41 pm
Why the hell is justin bieber wearing a dog tag on his chain? That should be considered blasphemy.


WHILE YOU WERE BUSY - You left the closet open and your skeleton fell out.




FRUITY PEBBLES - You should really know that, they are really just Rice Krispies that finally came out of the closet...




CLOSET - Looks like someone opened yours


TAGS: skeleton closet
Rating: 4.8/5

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maoworks2 - November 6, 2012, 2:08 pm
This Must Be The Montreal City Hall !


josh duggar -


TAGS: ahole inc*** peadophile closet
Rating: 4.2/5

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Reality Lord - May 29, 2015, 3:56 pm

agreed.
Cannabal - May 28, 2015, 11:05 pm
Sadly, this guy is hardly unique: there are far more of him in the government and church than most people realize. He just happened to get caught.
Reality Lord - May 28, 2015, 5:11 pm

google "josh duggar" or "*****le hypocits who fondle their young sisters and strangers"
JesusWept - May 28, 2015, 3:04 pm
Who is that guy?
mizzdizz - May 28, 2015, 4:45 am
5L body slam!! So that's a g** guy in denial, who wants to boink his sister, who was raised and lives in an environment of extreme Christian conservativism, is that about right?(Dragnet, for anyone who doesn't get the misquote) LOL! I think they SHOULD!


CLOSETS -


TAGS: fabulous pink shoe closet commi3
Rating: 3.1/5

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Bull - June 7, 2012, 9:57 am
my bad, didn't realize this was an old poster until I commented on it.
Bull - June 7, 2012, 9:56 am
That's why right there Commie, you confused the children!
TrueGrave - June 7, 2012, 3:19 am
5 min later and rereading the poster 10 times and I finally get the lulz, though admittedly I was confused by the shoes. Let me help keep your rating up :)
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:36 pm
bricemara: This makes no sense. Me: A closet full of shoes on a poster about clothes? Or that the shoes are all identical. Because why would you buy all those identical shoes right? That's just plain daft. And what's with the fancy architrave on the door?
bricemara - November 23, 2011, 5:13 pm
this makes no sense
rerun - November 20, 2011, 12:20 am

@BLZ, my reading of this is the "warning" here was not directed at you. If you got an automated "warning" while voting send me a PM.
BLZ - November 20, 2011, 12:17 am
I only rate by what I see, if it's not funny at all, I rate a 1 -2 Now I get warned I will be banned if I don't rate higher? That's insane! I've rated many a 4 and 5.
crankyhead - November 19, 2011, 5:15 pm
As for you openly criticizing other members, or suggesting that there's a conspiracy to keep your scores down, I'll say this: Next time you do it, I'll give you a week off. I hope we're clear.
crankyhead - November 19, 2011, 5:07 pm
You're are allowed to vote how you feel Commie. That's how it works. Some folks liked this poster, others didn't. Such is life. You had to expect some negativity given the topic. Not everyone is tolerant of alternative lifestyles.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:32 pm
That, and i think there's a 1L bomber among us
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:31 pm
Oh no, I remember those days, I joined over a year ago, but airman somehow gets 5L almost every time for every poster he makes, and everyone else who's good has either more votes or more comments. I just want to know HOW & WHY????
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2011, 9:15 am
"Only" a 4 rating?. You guys don't know how good you've got it, My heart yearns for the golden age of Motifake when we were happy with a 2.9. Anything less than a 5 these days and you're all crying Bomber....Shame.
Reality Lord - November 19, 2011, 8:29 am

fav'd and fived. love this.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:45 am
Dang, how is it I have so much Lulz for this poster, and it only have a 4 rating. I know it's noob season, but Come the hell on. You might not like my posters, but someone else sure as hell does.
jejeloman - November 19, 2011, 12:29 am
loooooooooooool so much wasted money XD...
gas - November 18, 2011, 11:09 pm
hehe xD
crankyhead - November 18, 2011, 7:33 pm
LMAO!


JUGGALO FAN CLUB - Her skeleton in the closet was that unfortunate initiation with the Juggalos. Grats to you, the father, & baby BOZO!




THE LADIES ROOM - Oh! You guyz may have the STINK-FACTOR locked. But there are some dark clouds in there too.




Mr. Edward Snowden -


TAGS: nsa edward snowden big brother the twilight zone skeletons in the closet
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - July 18, 2013, 4:08 pm

nicely done cynic
maoworks2 - July 18, 2013, 11:49 am
This Is The Best One I've Seen In A Long Time 5L.
robbidos - July 18, 2013, 10:12 am
lol 5 badly spelled lyins
Greeny - July 17, 2013, 9:41 pm
5 Dimensions!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 17, 2013, 9:16 pm
Thanks, Gary :-)
GaryO - July 17, 2013, 8:50 pm
One of yer best, cynic. 5L easy


THE CLOSET - Way to blow the door off the hinges fellas!


TAGS: closet
Rating: 4.67/5

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MARRIAGE -


TAGS: skeletons closet horror
Rating: 4.67/5

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JesusWept - October 31, 2013, 11:34 am
Could be worse. Imagine if your new spouse suddenly "came out of the closet" hehe. L L L L L
lgvernon - October 31, 2013, 12:25 am

I'm thinkin worms...maybe maggots.
MissPriss - October 31, 2013, 12:10 am
Maybe even a few moths in that closet too? Teehee.


Mother -


TAGS: bed closet
Rating: 4.5/5

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lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:49 am

OK, now I am TOTALLY freaked out~~5LLLLL


LET'S UNITE THIS HOLIDAY SEASON - A N D E N J O Y O U R F R E E D O M S


TAGS: skeletons in a collective closet
Rating: 4.27/5

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ughomer - October 29, 2012, 11:17 am
H.H. to you Icon (Happy Halloween) & Thanks!
Iconoclast - October 28, 2012, 11:29 pm
It's a 4, but I gave it a 5 to offset the 1
ughomer - October 28, 2012, 3:46 pm
Just got low-balled with a 1-rating. I agree it wasn't up to my usual standards. Sue me!


Fantasies -


TAGS: g** renaissance faire closet
Rating: 4/5

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5150monkeylove - June 6, 2013, 2:45 pm
Ahh yes, much c*****ge. It is also where you can tip a cute girl with a kiss... I have not been to one since late 1997.
EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 10:39 am
I thought it was just a place for fat chicks to show off their t***.
5150monkeylove - May 27, 2013, 7:42 pm
I am the blonde. This was in 95 or 96.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 11:12 am
This explains what I saw when I went to the renaissance fair... explains everything.
Reality Lord - May 27, 2013, 6:37 am

Which oneis you ...and how long ago


SKELETONS IN YOUR CLOSET -




OBEDIENCE -




CLOSET SPACE - Let's see... I think I'll wear my racoon suit today...




Calories -


TAGS: calories clothes smaller creatures closet
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 10:02 pm
Zippering isn't the problem. It's getting the **** to stay in the d*** pants!
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 4:05 am
Priss, did you ever lie on your back and use vice grips to zip up your Dittos (feel the fit)? LOL! Better than a corset!


Hide and Seek -


TAGS: hide seek game skeleton closet
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 9, 2017, 7:42 am
winner, you mean.... chuckle, chuckle... ^!


HOUSEKEEPING -




waiting for a push -


TAGS: swing tree bench closet belt
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - July 20, 2015, 5:39 pm
Thanks for the comments guys.
GaryO - July 19, 2015, 9:56 pm
good, spacedog good (that's effing good for the rest of us)
Reality Lord - July 19, 2015, 10:57 am

what greeny said...uh huh
Greeny - July 19, 2015, 10:10 am
Amsomely dark 5L


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